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May 29, 2008- The 75 Skills Every Man Should Master Base-material http://men.msn.com/articlemh.aspx?cp-documentid=7542349 61 out of 75 ain't bad. Here is the list of 14 things I either can't do, can't do very well, or have no idea what they're talking about: 7. Cook meat somewhere other than the grill. -Does over an open fire count? I can cook meat, and pretty well I might add…but do I know the difference between braising and broiling? No. 10. Buy a suit. -I about suits that look nice and cost cheap. That'd pretty much the extent of my knowledge. 16. Tie a bow tie. -I can tie a tie, aint' that enough? When did tying and bow tie become associated with virility? 17. Make one drink, in large batches, very well. -I can make single drinks alright I guess. But when you don't start drinking till your mid-20's, you tend to behind the game a bit. 18. Speak a foreign language. -I can understand a few phrases/words in Spanish and Portueguese, and could probably barely "get by" with my knowledge of French…but I don't speak another language fluently, or even adequately, by any means. :( 20. Sew a button. -I think I could probably do it just fine…I've just never done it. 22. Give a woman an orgasm so that he doesn't have to ask after it. -I don't know what this means but I'm DNQ'd on this one. Did Not Qualify. 24. Know his poison, without standing there, pondering like a dope. -No idea. 32. Describe a glass of wine in one sentence without using the terms nutty, fruity, oaky, finish, or kick. -Not much of a wine connoisseur. 37. Shuffle a deck of cards. -Guilty. I suck at shuffling cards. Woe is me. 42. Talk to a dog so it will hear. -Dogs understand human language apart from being pre-trained to? Wow, they're like humans! 46. Tell a woman's dress size. -I can't tell women's dress sizes, but there are other women's sizes that take skill to identify ya know lol 48. Remove a stain. -Use water and rub? 64. Know that Christopher Columbus was a son of a bitch. -News to me. How many can you do guys? |
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